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在9gag中，swag指什么？

“范”

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打9GAG酷友好象还是不鲜见，事情吧的确还过得去，但是对新用户而言，门槛过高，我只想随意转转，却不得不上岸，老外的主意是跟咱有几分不同。

U盘芯片拆开后看到的SAMSUNG 834 K9GAG08U0M PCB0

下载最新版本的芯片精灵程序3。01，检测U盘。

会提示：芯片制造商等：

芯片型号等：

然后按照芯片型号找到相应量产工具。

K9GAG08UOM的汉语含义

我从U盘里找到了那些字母。你的那个？

U盘线路板上还有MLL6208B

在K9GAG08UOM 上边是SAMSUNG825 在K9GAG08UOM 上边是SAMSUNG825

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1、一女孩头天晚上就收到了男友的订婚戒指，可竟然没被学生发现，让她愤愤不平。女佣回答。到了下午，人们就坐在一起聊天，她忽然站了起来，大声说道：“哎呀，这儿太热了，看看还不如脱戒指。”“你是不是已经生孩子了？”2、女主人叫来女佣询问：“你是否怀孕了？”女保姆说。“是啊！”“那是你的错，我已经和他有了孩子，而且他现在还是个小皇帝，我们之间的关系应该很亲密啊！”女佣回来了。“不，不是我的错，你看人家，她已经生下了一个儿子……”女主人说，“他是你的老公。”“亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗？”女主人的声音变得很温柔、很柔和。女主人又训道。“他在外面有了妻子！”“我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗？”女佣高兴地说，“我们家没有人喜欢穿裤子。”“可是我怀的是我丈夫的！”这时他的车又开过来，他的车子撞得粉碎，他也被撞成重伤。女主人愤怒的反驳道。“我也是啊！”女佣欣然附和。3、独自骑着摩托车，爱反穿衣服，是在背后扣缝，能挡大风。某日酒后开车时翻车，一头栽于路边。于是司机赶紧跑到附近的医院去找那个女人，结果医生告诉司机那个女人已经死了，司机这才知道原来是自己的眼睛被人给碰掉了！警察赶到：警察甲：真是一场严重车祸。那女人就像一块石头一样被甩到地上，然后又摔了下来，司机赶紧把车停好，然后就开始了抢救……可是，那女人还是没能逃脱。警察乙：是的，头在背后碰碰。警察甲：好吧，有呼吸，咱们把他的头给转过来。“我不知道怎么啦……”司机吓得不知所措，他的手被那女人紧紧地捏着。警察乙：嗯…一次两次用力，又转过头来。“您不知道吗？”警察甲：好吧没呼吸…4、七拐八拐走乡村公路，由于经常遭遇车祸，因此，经常会出现这样的鬼故事，一天夜里，一位出租车司机在路边看到了一位长发披肩的老人，一袭白衣，女子呼唤着，由于该驾驶员未见鬼神，于是冒冒失失地停了下来，把她安排在车上，一路走过来，司机虽不信鬼，心也是毛毛，于是不时地在后视镜里看看身后的妇女，打开了，忽然，驾驶员发现那名妇女失踪了！司机吓了一跳，急忙刹车！只见那女子一脸的鲜血和狰狞的神色。司机吓得牙都快抖了。有一天晚上，他到外面散步，突然听到一阵噼啪声，他急忙跑过去一看，原来是一只火鸡被烧得通红冒火！忽然，那个女的说话了：“你会不会开车啊！我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”5、一患者前去就诊，医生给他做了检查，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。”消防队赶到时已为时已晚。病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久？”他刚走到门口，被消防部门发现，正在救火呢！医生：“十……”病人着急地问：“十什么？十年？？十个月？？？十天？？？？？”那个人把纸条递给了老总。医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……”6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗？”于是他就开始行动起来。学生：“能，他们都死了。”一天，他从公司的会议室出来时，看到两个人正在聊天。7、犀粪刚与蚊子恋爱了，蜣问蚊子干什么活，蚊子就说：“护士，打一针吧。”“我准备出国。”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…”8、一个非洲人入住了一家酒店。“那你怎么能把我的东西卖给他呢？”半夜，失火，原因不明。农夫把它拴在一个石凳上。非洲人看到了，顾不了这么多，赤条条跑出来。他想，这匹马能听到自己的话吗？消防员见了惊呼道：“我的妈呀！都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快！”农夫赶紧把马牵回来，但他发现这匹战马已经被摔死在地，而不是被拴在树上。9、一心想出国，但是一定要经过老总的同意。遂请老板，老总送给他的纸条是：“Go ahead”。那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。”于是，他就开始收拾东西。一位同事见他，问道：“您是干什么的？？”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Go ahead’。”同事们一看到条子，都乐不可支：“咱们老总根本就没批准！！咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头！”10、牧师告诉购买他马匹和马车的那个农夫：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫”感谢上帝”它就跑；叫”赞美上帝”它才停下。”农夫会相信的，他努力呼喊感谢神，那匹骏马马上疾驰而去，越快越好。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然马匹停了下来。幸存下来的农夫长了口气：“感谢上帝………”

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One night, a girl gets a boyfriend engagement ring, but nobody noticed the classmate, do her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \”oh, it’s really hot in here, I think I’d better take off your ring.\” 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \”are you pregnant?\” \”Yes!\” The maid answered. Export \”kui you still say, you are not married, don’t you feel shy?\” The hostess training again. \”Why should I be shy, don’t you the stewardess get pregnant too?\” \”But I conceive is my husband!\” The stewardess retorted in anger. \”Me too!\” The maid happily echoes. Three, a man riding a motorbike like the dress, is to cut across the back, can the wind. Driving drunk one day, he turned around, one planted on the road. Police: police has: a good severe car crash. Police officer b: yeah, his head hit his back. Po1: Okay, still breathing, let’s help him put his head back on the table. Po2: Well… One, two, turn around. Police officer a: well, not breathing… 4, turn down a curvy country road, because a lot of times in a car accident, so often have a bit of a ghost story, one night there’s a cab driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawl, wearing a white lady waved to him, because the driver didn’t see a ghost, so daringly stopped to let her board the bus, on the way the driver doesn’t believe in ghosts, the mind also has maomao, so often the lady behind the rear-view mirror to see, open, the driver found the lady suddenly gone! The driver startled, stepped hastily on a brake. I could see the woman’s face is bloodied, her expression grim. The driver frighteningly chattering his teeth. Suddenly the woman spoke: \”would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose…\” 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \”you too serious ill, I’m afraid I won’t live much longer.\” Patient: \”please tell me how long will I live?\” Doctor: \”ten…\” Patient anxiously asked: \”what? 10 years?? 10 months??? 10 days?????\” Doctor: \”ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five…\” 6, teacher: \”can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\” Student: \”yes, they are all dead.\” 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \”nurse, give or take an injection.\” Qiang a clap a thigh: \”the fate, I’m a traditional Chinese medicine office rub pills…\” 8, africans live at a hotel. In the middle of the night, a fire, of unknown cause. Before running into so many africans, naked and in a rush to get away. Firefighters said exclaimed: \”my mama ah! Any paste the burnt area can run so fast!\” 9, an individual wants to go overseas, but it has to be approved by the boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \”Go ahead\”. He thought, \”Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\” Then he began to pack his things. A colleague to see he asked: \”what are you doing?\” He said: \”I’m ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me ‘Go ahead’.\” Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \”let’s boss haven’t approved!!!!! Our boss English don’t you know, he’s said to be the head!\” 10, the priests to buy his horse and the farmer’s wagon said, \”this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\” thank god \”it ran; called\” praise god \”it didn’t stop.\” Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \”praise god\”. The horse stopped, of course. Closing the farmer growls a sigh: \”thank god………\”

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